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  • Anatomy of a Purder

    USD $28.00


    Six strangers are invited to a mansion for dinner. After one of them disappears and is...

  • Dinosaurs & Idiot

    USD $28.00


    Dinosaurs! These magnificent creatures roamed the earth for 135 million years. They...

  • Like A Mothman to a Flame

    USD $28.00


    You know the expression "like a moth to a flame?" I've always related to that. I'm not...

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  • Slotherine Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $20.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00


    He was just an ordinary sloth until a genetic mutation turned him into... Slotherine!...

  • Eat Nap Poop Eye Chart Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    How about your "baby vision?" That's right. Our "Eat Nap Poop Eye Chart" onesie is the only...

  • I Woke Up Like This Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    This owl's ready for his morning selfie. Except he's not faking it. He really did wake up like...

  • Hard Out There for a Chimp Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    You know what they say. "It's hard out there for a chimp." Especially when all you want is to see...

  • Emotional Trainwreck Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $20.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    Look, I admit it. I'm an emotional trainwreck. One minute I'm screaming bloody murder. Two...

  • Talk is Cheap Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    Look man, talk is cheap. I'm all about letting my actions speak. Like, I don't need to tell you...

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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