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    Some dogs you just can't put on a leash. They were born — make that, bred — to be...

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    A Reminder: Please do NOT feed the animals. We know it can be tempting. But no matter how...

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    That's what I always say. Well technically I don't say it because I'm incapable of speech, but...

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    Look man, talk is cheap. I'm all about letting my actions speak. Like, I don't need to tell you...

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    Well, what do we have here? A little "Rex on the beach," you might say. Sure, his arms may be...

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    How about your "baby vision?" That's right. Our "Eat Nap Poop Eye Chart" onesie is the only...

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    This owl's ready for his morning selfie. Except he's not faking it. He really did wake up like...

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    Two days ago, a friend of mom's
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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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